promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

(Source: teamrocketing)

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

miniseoks:

the only person in the entire world who knows how soft sehun’s lips are is zhang yixing I think we should think about that